Just say no to Discount Porn!:
2:23 p.m. 2005-03-05

Repeat after me. There is no such thing as discount or affordable porn. I bought some porn and a couple of vibrators and lubricant, a butt plug and some anal beads over my march break. I went overboard as far as the purchases I made, desimating my bank account in the process, I will admit to that but it was one of the first times that I have thought of myself in a while and I bought some stuff for my own enjoyment. I must say that the sexual exploration has been fun which is much better than moping around the whole time.

Anyways why I say there is no such thing as discounted porn is concerned is I went to an adult store looking for value as far as porn is concerned and I got it home and played it and my first thought was what the fuck! Poorly dubbed, poor visual clarity and not even the title I thought I was getting. I thought I was getting "She Loves it When I Suck Cock" but when I opened the dvd case the disc inside said on it "Enough Dick to go Around" which clearly is not the same thing. I looked on the bill and the store name on the bill wasn't even the same as what the sign on the outside said the store was. The whole incident freaked my out enough that it prompted me to change my bank card pin which I was concerned could be used by such a dubious establishment in a diabolical way.

The porn was not even so cheap to begin with as I paid $29.99 for it. There were literally seconds that passed where one of the guys was opening his mouth and yet no sound was coming out of it and there was also sex noises that had nothing to do with the scene as if someone was fucking next door. The porn i bought was garage! I will not shop there again! And the amount of advertisements for phone sex services was ludicris probally more than the actual sex scenes themselves.

I bought another title from the same store at this time which was $9.99 and seems ok but nothing really impressive which is what you want out porn to arouse and a lot of the garabe I bought just annoyed me to be honest. I bought a title which was pleasing and I didn't buy it from the pud I was referring to earlier which is perhaps the most pleasing part. The porn title was "I Dream of Jenna" which I paid $39.99 for and having turned me on in retrospect I have no problem paying that for such a quality product which I blew load to many times. The sex scenes were hot and there were quite a few of them, at least 10 by my count. If anything there were too many as there was little semblence of a plot in all the sweaty action. However I did not mind that much to tell you the truth as the fucking was hot and I guess that is what porn is suppose to be about. The only thing the really bugged me about the title was the fucking phone sex ads I was forced to watch before I got to the title screen which numbered about 4 or 5. Is this really neccessary considering the price I paid for the porn in the first place?

That is all I have to say for now I am here at home waiting for my brother to show up because he said he was going to move back in today so I am excited and I missed him a lot. I am sick today, I think I have some type of flu so I had to take a sick day. So I am just here waiting and recovering from my cold and thinking about what I going to get for my brother's birthday which is tommorow. I let you know what I decide upon for his present.